your age...

1. First of all, pick the number of
times a week that
you would like to
go out to eat (more than once but less
than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be
bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday
this year add
1757.... If you
haven't, add 1756

6. Now subtract the four digit year that
you were born

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your
original number
(I.e., how
many times you want to go out to
restaurants in a
week)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh
YES, it is!!)

four wives

after class, i go to uni lab to register my name in physic's lab... so... my friend and go there with his motorbike... in the journey... so the lab is so near... so we dont wear helmet... in the journey, we met the guard riding his motorcycle and spontaneously he show the sign to us to wear helmet... but my friend, M, told me not to obey... so he told me that we better sprint to the lab before the guard catch us... and we made it... we felt so damn relief... if not... then maybe there'll be a fucking fight... we just park our bike near the lab and went on... in the lab we met a lady... and before we can register, she need to know the name of our lecturer but we dont remember... wat to do to rember the lec's name... more other thing we need to remember... so she just listed name there and and we need to do is to say hell yes or no... suck dude... damn... this is not a good story hah... ok... let just skip this damn story and move on the scene in bus... so...in the bus... my fren appear and said... hey ya bro... it just u're the only creature that have "pen-is" here... and i look around... and said... oh shit... it just me... and so many gurls in the bus... and i said to my fren... " seem that i can have 4 wives if like this"... in the journey to the hostel... i keep thinking why Allah give his slave the opportunities to hav 4 wives... it simply because the gurls are keep increasing in their number... that why... and it also told me that the reason why i had crush on many gurls that i know... yes... it was the reason... now i know... it's hell gud to be a guy...

like stupido...

sometimes i feel like i'm a stupido... bcoz i feel like crush on almost every girl that i know.... sometimes i wish i didn't know them... weirdo hah... so... today is the patriotism's day... so i had to wear the soldier 's outfit... the cloth was so damn cool that makes me feel like wearing it all the time... in the marching, i saw my classmate that i had a crush on... and the suck feeling came back... damn... she work at there to make the ceremony go smoothly... well love sometimes suck if you're a looser... and in the bus... i saw a gurl that i know... she is from a military... she's a soldier... damn... she was so damn cute... i had crush on her too... stupido...

go back to past...

i wish that i can simply go back to the past, coz i always make mistakes... i'm suffering rite now because of my past mistake... i wish that they never exist... sometimes i wish i never exist... so, i make some stupido action to my fren... to cover up or let say to get rid of the feeling... i just don't talk so much to them... it suck bro... to live like this... i wish i had never know them from the begining... just go back to the past and meet that old mistake guy and said to him.... not make those things... but yet... i'm wondering that i might broken up the past... and maybe i'm not exist...anymore... maybe better that way... i wish that i can forget the past... but it's hard man... really hard...